My brain exploded this morning. How was your morning?
Harry Potter walked into my Foundations class. This was before my brain exploded, so I can trust that it really happened.
A while ago I bought eyedrops. I think they are actually eye poison. I’ve ceased use.
I went to the beach yesterday after church. It was gross. It had ferro-sand…aka sand with iron in it. It was completely black. It really freaked me out seeing it stuck all over everyone’s’ bodies, like sand does when you’re wet and you lay in it- it’s a very different image when it’s black and looks like you’ve been left in the oven too long.
Desperation has caused me to create a minor case of schizophrenia in my own brain. I now have an alternate personality constantly commanding me to do my work. And she’s not very nice about it. She thinks I’m motivated by insults. I’ll show her…
Hopefully if I continue to be as worthless as I have been, she’ll learn to take over my hands and will just type out the report herself. She seems like the type to not rely on delegation, that she’ll just step up and do it all herself if I fail her. I hope she doesn’t see through my plan.
That’s enough for now.
We wish you a pleasant day!
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